{"product_id":"tombstone-yard-stake","title":"Tombstone Yard Stake","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive your yard a wink this October.\u003c\/strong\u003e This Halloween Tombstone Yard Stake is the kind of decoration that gets a chuckle from the dog, a smile from the neighbor, and a \"haha, where'd you get that?\" from everyone else walking by.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack-and-grey metal with a cartoon skull up top, a classic spiderweb in the center, and the pun that sells the whole thing — \u003cem\u003e\"THEO LATER.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's spooky in the fun way, not the jump-scare way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt plants straight into mulch or soil, slots in nicely beside your autumn pansies, and holds its ground (pun intended) through the whole season of door knockers and trick-or-treaters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA few things you'll like:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCartoon skull and spiderweb motif — spooky without being scary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"THEO LATER\" text for that one-liner smile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack-and-grey metal construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimple stake design — pop it in your garden bed and go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet it out, step back, and enjoy the one Halloween sign in your yard that actually makes people laugh. \u003cstrong\u003eYour front lawn's about to have a personality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"B\u0026G","offers":[{"title":"Rustin Peace","offer_id":46194967117871,"sku":"20294R","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Theo Later","offer_id":46194967150639,"sku":"20294T","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/9827\/0255\/files\/IMG_9576.jpg?v=1789672958","url":"https:\/\/bellagoatfarms.com\/products\/tombstone-yard-stake","provider":"bellagoatfarms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}